A league turns its lonely eyes to you

This man won't be holding down Marginal Futility's DL spot this season, but I'm sure MF will burn a candle for him.

First Impressions

I don't know about you, but I've been watching a lot of Mariners baseball lately. Now that Brendan Ryan is out of the clutches of TLR and Chris Carpenter, I can fully appreciate his wackiness. Here's hoping the married life doesn't hamper his hirsutism.

Some of us are in mid-season form

I mean the guy embedding this video, not the guy getting run. Because the ejection is terrible. Neither Ozzie nor the umpire has his heart in it. I guess we'll just have to wait until April (I'm predicting there will be no ejections in the Land of the Rising Sun.).

Welcome Back!

East Coast Bias is back for another edition, taking its place among the other true rites of Spring - spotting the first robin, fretting over the flowers that blossomed a little too early, and panicking about a Chien-Ming Wang injury:

Don't rub it.

I have a feeling this is going to be the best season yet.